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I just love that video Ray--it says it all.  I'm so glad you took time off from the truck stop glory holes you frequent to post something as fun as that.  Just looking at The Bearded Ham's workload on his blog makes me think 5 years is about right. 

Let's see...hmmmm, I started these books in roughly 1998 when I had no kids; now it looks like I may have a kid driving by the time The Winds of Winter comes out.  That is some math there, boy.  I mean, seriously, what the fuck?   I've said it before, work on the shit people care about.  The shit that made you famous.  Instead you prefer to shit on your fans with your endless bullshit.

Time named Jiggles one of their 100 most influential people last year.  Bravo, your Vastness!  It's not easy to piss off thousands and not be involved in politics.  So continue pissing off fans and sporting the "small east coast town fisherman" look.

At the end of May 2012, GM gave an interview to Sports Illustrated, in which he says:

MARTIN: I do get invitations all of the time to play actual fantasy football, by the way, but I get the feeling that I'd like it too much. I have enough demands on my time. My fans would kill me.

SI: Yes, your fans are known to be very... anxious. If you had to bet, which will happen first: Your next book is published? Or your Jets win a Super Bowl?

MARTIN: Probably my next book.

SI: You sound defeated.

MARTIN: I have to have the next book out in less than five years. And I think the Jets have taken a step back.

So there it is - 5 years is his goal He's not even going to try.  5 years is now his norm.  What a cocksucker.  Take your time my man, what does it matter at this point?  You think your fans would kill you if you played fantasy football? Naw, go ahead, it's not going to affect the 5 year plan.

I don't know why we even try anymore - the dude is set in his ways.  GM thinks 5 years is fine, so I guess HBO does as well.  By the way, the season 2 finale sucked my fatty.  Hey awesome, we saw a bunch of things that might happen.  Are we going to see the fight on the fist?  Probably not, we will just see Night's Watchmen running away in the aftermath. I guess we did get a little closure when Danny burned down the House of the Undying - at least it was something you could end a segment on.  And what happened to the wolves? Pretty lame stuff in my opinion. 


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Jun. 28th, 2012 03:39 am (UTC)
Long time no talk Pesci. I hope I'm still welcome here. I feel guilty! Spending so much time commiserating wit you utes, and then as soon as Ser Martin pops out a much belated book I skip town on you guys. Anyway I've now read Dance twice and its time to get Impatientazfuk again!!!! Ditto that shit about Martin playing fantasy foosball, might as well right?
Jul. 10th, 2012 02:48 am (UTC)
Oh good
I just saw on Not A Blog that the fat one just got back from Seattle today and that he leaves for San Diego Wed. Then he's going to Spain directly from San Diego. He says we shouldn't expect many posts in the next month. I could give a fuck about posts, the only reason I go to that stupid blog is out of a foolish hope that he'll post something about The Winds of Winter. Guess there won't be any writing getting done for the next month either. Keeping my fingers crossed for 2015.
Marlia Melo
Jul. 21st, 2012 06:22 pm (UTC)
He doesn't care at all.
Nov. 1st, 2012 03:51 am (UTC)
He doesn't care
I am by now well over seventy, and I promise, if he doesn't finish his writings before the grim reaper calls on me, I will come from behind the white curtain and torment him mercilessly.
So, George R.R. flipping Martin, you better make sure to pay for my cremation, or else expect the unpleasant visit from the white walker with the blue eyes)))))))
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